5 Deaths Because Of Black Friday Deals

It’s almost that time of day. Executioners are getting their ovens ready, and Turkeys know their shit of luck. Which means, Black Friday is just around the corner. For most of us premium fat kids, this means, we are about to pop them collars and make it rain on a hoe. That means more clothes, more electronics and more gadgets all set to a ridiculously twerkin low price. But as we all know, when girls get to twerkin, the boys go ape shit. Which is why Black Friday usually leads to brawls, chaos, 3 ways and violence between shoppers. With that being said, we are back with our list of 5 Deaths Because Of Black Friday Deals.

5Patrick Boyd

19-year-old Patrick Hendy Boyd from Clover SC, stayed up all night with his friends, waiting in line for their Black Friday adventure. However, after a night with no sleep and a day full of excitement and gadget grabbing, he ended up falling asleep while driving back from his trip, and lost his life. According to reports, Boyd fell asleep at the wheel, ran off the road and hit a sign in front of a gas station. His four friends suffered minor injuries, but Patrick lost his life.

4Walter Vance

If you have heart problems, just know this: Black Friday is more important and more exciting than your heart attack. And that’s exactly what happened with 61-year-old pharmacist Walter Vance. Reports show that Walter collapsed while shopping at Target in West Virginia. Sadly, he could have been saved if people would have just paid attention, but with staff busy helping other shoppers, and shoppers busy helping themselves, nobody seemed to have time for poor old Walter, and he later died in the hospital due to lack of medical attention.

3Toys ‘R’ Bust

This next incident takes place at a Toys ‘r’ us in Palm Desert California, and takes playground fights, to a whole new level. This happens when 2 Adults, not kids. start arguing over the last toy on the shelf, which leads to a fist fight, that leads to both of them pulling out guns and shooting each other. Bang Bang. As expected, they both killed each other while shoppers and workers ran for their lives. Family asked that the names of the shooters be hidden from the public, but that still doesn’t help but beg the questions. Why go strapped to Toys R US? let us know in the comment section below.

2The Tandel Family

Another Lack of Sleep accident happened, when on one chilly Saturday morning. The Tandel Family thought it would be a great idea to go shopping for their daughter’s soon to be wedding. When, After a long night of shopping, The father, who had only had a couple of hours of sleep, nodded off and crashed the family’s vehicle in Palo Alto, California. The roll-over crash killed his 24-year-old daughter, and her 20-year-old sister, the father has since been charged with two counts of vehicular manslaughter. sometimes not saving a couple of bucks, could save something much more valuable instead.

1Jdimytai Damour

One of the most tragic Black Friday stories involved the crushing death, of temporary Walmart worker Jdimytai Damour in Valley Stream, N.Y, while working as a security guard for the retail giant, 34 year old Damour was trampled to death by blood thirsty shoppers who rushed the store entrance, without even realizing they crushed an innocent man. mega deals on flat screen TVs literally caused people to murder, how about this, let’s just make Cyber Monday, a whole week. Problem solved.

And there you have it, our list of 5 deaths because of Black Friday deals. What are you willing to do to save a couple bucks? let us know in the comments section below. Because $20, is $20. and as always, don’t forget to like, share and subscribe.


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