Top 10 Longest Prison Sentences

Surprise sex is the best thing to wake up to, unless you’re in Prison. Nobody wants to be a jailbird when they grow up, not even for a single night, let alone continuous life sentences. As always, we’re gonna show you some of the most controversial cases, where the legal system, literally went nuts, sentencing these cats as if they had 9 lives. Lets take a look at our list, of the top 10 longest Prison Sentences Ever.

10David Hall

Not sure if he was a Subway fan, but this Douche bag from Florida was charged with 10 counts of promoting child pornography, and 45 counts of possession of child pornography, with a total sentencing of 825 years in 2015. This Jackass had created a blog dedicated to child pornography, and was convicted of sexual harassment of a child back in 1996. Well I am sure his foot long prison-mate, will treat him just like his own.

9Bobby Joe Long

You name a Crime Television series that wasn’t based on this maniac, and I might just give you a lap dance. Once again from Florida, Rapist and Lady-killer Bobby Joe Long was given 28 life sentences with 99 years prison plus a death sentence, talk about a bundle package. His sentence was given for brutally raping more than 50 women and killing about half of them. Don’t worry Bob, Hope you got plenty of Lube.

8Billy Joe Godfrey

A convicted pedophile from Missouri, will never take another breath of fresh air, as he was thrown behind bars for 35 consecutive life sentences, which equals to 1050 years. This 51-year-cracked-out-saint-nicholas pleaded guilty and is charged with 35 counts of 1st degree sodomy, & sexual abuse of two children, between the ages of 8 to 13, including his stepson. Our salute to the Victims for fearlessly coming forward and bringing forth justice.

7James Eagan

The ultimate Culprit of the Infamous 2012 Aurora Mass shooting which killed 12 people, and injured more than a hundred in a midnight screening of “The Dark Knight Rises”, James Eagan Holmes is next on our list with the total of 12 life sentence, and an additional 3318 years behind bars without the possibility of parole. According to his defense team, he was diagnosed with schizophrenia, and his delusions told him to perform the horrific mass murder. Why couldn’t this sick bastard just sit down eat some popcorn and enjoy the movie.

6Martin John Bryant

Another White and Mentally disturbed piece of Caca, this time from Australia, Martin John Bryant is serving 35 life sentences plus 1,035 years without the possibility of parole, all for the mass murder of 35 people, and injury of 23 others. During his 1996 reign of terror, in Port Arthur, Australia. His various hobbies include Car theft, arson and kidnapping. The Australian Government changed their entire gun law structure, after this killing spree, and now it is illegal for any civilian to own a FireArm in the entire country.

5Dudley Wayne Kyzer

Next on the list is the infamous Halloween murderer, Dudley Wayne Kyzer from Sweet home Alabama, Now this guy has a sentence that would put the Pyramids to shame, with 10,000 years behind bars, and 3 life sentences, for the 3 brutal & ruthless murders of his wife, mother-in-law and an innocent college student, who was just happened to be there on Halloween in 1976. So far, this butcher has been denied parole 3 times, and it doesn’t look like things gonna change, sorry Dudley, but really i’m not sorry.

4Charles Scott Robinson

With a longest jail sentence in U.S. history, Charles Scott Robinson is next on the list with a whooping 30,000 year sentence for raping 6 innocent children in Oklahoma, in 1996. The judge ordered that he serve his six sentences of 5000 years each, not at the same time, but one after another. Cause who would want this guy out in the streets in the year 7000, not me i wouldn’t.

3Jose Emilio Suarez

a Terrorist Co-operator sentenced to 34,715 years behind bars by the Supreme Court of Spain, for his infamous 2004 Madrid Bombing, which took the life of 192 innocent people, and injured more than 2000. He was the sole provider of more than 400 pounds of explosives, in the series of the biggest terrorist attacks that Spain ever witnessed. It is said that he was a regular police informer. Well, you had one job Emilio, and you fucked it up!

2Jamal Zougam

Do you remember the terrorists we just mentioned in the 2004 Madrid bombings? Yea that’s right. He’s one of the six crazy motherfuckers who pressed the button. Convicted of 191 charges of murder and 1,856 charges of attempted murder, this monster was ruthlessly laughing while receiving his sentence of 42,922 long years in prison, well that’s not the only long thing he’s gonna be getting, right tyron?

1Chamoy Thipyaso

while Vacationing in Thailand, Charles Ponzi knocked up a ugly hooker and half a century later, we have Our Top contender on the list, and Guinness World Record Holder for the longest sentence ever. A Wonder Woman from Thailand, Chamoy Thipyaso
More like Chamoy lick-my-asso was sentenced to unimaginable 141,078 years in Prison, in mid 80’s, as she defrauded more than 16,000 Thai’s with her shitty corporate scheme, involving $300 million. She was the wife of a high-ranking Royal Thai Air Force officer, and she had a great connection with the Military. But she must give some amazing sloppy toppy, cause she only served 8 years.

And there you have it, our list of Top 10 Longest Prison Sentences ever given to some of the most notorious criminals of all time. Do you know of anymore spectacular criminals that we didn’t mentions? If so, then jot em down in the comment section, below. And as always, don’t forget to like, share and subscribe.


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