10 Worst Toys Ever Made
Do you remember your favorite childhood toy? Did it ever hurt you or tell you to do things your not suppose to? Well, did you know that every year, over 200,000 children just in the US alone, are treated for toy related injuries, including an average death toll of 12 children a year. With that playful statistics, were back with another one, with our list of the 10 Worst Toys Ever Made. So Let’s take a look.
One of the most shittiest looking toys of all time, and you may not smell it, but its shit, a prank toy, that kids use to trick people into thinking it’s a nice mushy piece of turd. Only problem is, it contains wheat and chemicals, which are potentially harmful to young children. Which means, if you your willing to eat shit, then your childhood, was pretty shitty.
9The ET Finger Light
It was made to Help kids have fun in the Dark. Cause you know, running and jumping around in the Dark, well, kids never got hurt from that… right? Well, unless you’re playing near the top of the stair or near any sharp edges, but other then that, you can still buy this Gem, on ebay for $130. Totally a bargain, and totally safe for kids.
Imagine two heavy Glass balls, each the size of a plum, swung on either end of a string that’s made of rubber. The idea was to tug on the middle of the string until the balls swung faster and faster, but all that fun came to a bruising end, when numerous injuries were reported. Due to the heaviness of the balls, children often lost control of the balls, and got hit right in the face. Now it’s okay for strippers to get hit with balls in the face, but kids, come on Now!
7Moxie Girlz Poopsy Pet Doll
Avery has a pet panda that poops bamboo shoots.’ Yes, ‘Pet really poops something fun, unique to each pet.’ ‘Includes doll, pet, leash and magical poop.’ Hmm.. sounds like a kinky toy i’d find at the adult book store. But No, this is the official description of the $45 doll, and maybe Desiigner should ReMix this bich. PANDA PANDA PANDA
6Poopy Time Fun Shapes
If the Poopsy Doll ain’t kinky enough for you, then come try some of MAMA’s Medicine, this plastic toy set has a tiny pipe on one end, and a big hole with different shapes on the other, but the Lighters not included. Now what your suppose to do, is place this pipe over your child’s rectum and watch cool shapes come out at the end, into the toilet.
5Two Finger Squirter
If your little girl loves the Kardashians, then don’t get her this toy. Because on number six we have the Two Finger Squirter. Although it’s just a simple water gun, we believe that the designer of this toy must of been a real McDouche bag for designing this toy. It has two big plastic fingers that fill with water along with a trigger at the bottom. I mean, why fingers dude? Might as well turn all the way up, and just make them dicks.
4The Breast Milk Baby
There is nothing wrong with a little girl wanting to play mommy to her dolls, but when she starts breast-feeding the toy, that’s when it becomes a problem. So If you’re one of those savages that thinks a little girl should know how to properly breastfeed an infant, then this doll is just what you need to help make sure your little angel is 100% ready to have a littler angel of her own. *throw up noise*
3Harry Potter Nimbus 2000
I sure do love harry Potter movies, but that doesn’t mean i’d stick his broom stick between my legs, who am I kidding, of course I would! And the fun part is, It vibrates, too! Well, the fun part is for adults only, but Why would you want your little girl to play with a vibrating stick? You sicko’s
Ok Ladies. tell me what you think this is? Because to us, and our highly trained team of mythical toy debunkers, believe this to be nothing other than, a dildo, Dora Aquapet is on number two for obvious reasons. I mean look at it, Two balls, one transparent big glass tube, and Dora drowning in water, I mean seaman. What the fuck is she exploring there? Besides the inside of that shaft. According to psychologist, It encourages child pornography and should be banned from all stores, and we couldn’t agree more, because who wants to imagine dora as a thot?
1Baby’s First Baby
one of the most disturbing toys you’ll ever see, I mean so disturbing it makes my blood curdle. This doll may look like a typical baby doll, if you ignore the fact that it’s pregnant! Oh, and It Doesn’t stop there. It also comes with a teeny tiny littler baby inside. And Of course, two milk bottles, one for the baby and the other, well for babies baby. According to experts, they have no fucking idea why they made this toy, someone has some explaining to do, and that’s not me, because
Thats our list of 10 worst toys ever made. Were you lucky enough to play with any of these toys? If so, expose yourselves in the comment section below, and like always, make sure to like, share and subscribe.