10 Pokemon GO Incidents That Actually Happened

The Pokémon Go phenomenon has taken the world by storm. Wherever you go, you will find one or more nut jobs crawling around for shit, that’s not really there. Oh, On the bright side, it’s getting users to exercise, explore, and find dead bodies outside. So let’s take a look at our list, of ten bizarre incidents that Pokémon Go caused.

10Man Falls In A Pond Playing Pokémon GO.

That’s Right. This Dumbass from Brooklyn got so hard while playing the game, that he fell straight into a pond. But considering the fact that he uploaded the video of the incident himselfs, makes us assume that he’s probably doing just fine.

9Don’t Piss Off The Dead Pokémon

Are Appearing at the Holocaust Museum in Washington DC. Officials are calling for Pokémon Go to remove the historic sites from the locations where players can hunt for characters. Authorities feel, It is quite disrespectful to play games at the memorial site!

8Lets Offend The Offenders

In Phoenix, one of the beacons in the game is at the New Windsor Hotel, which is an old hotel, turned house, turned rapist safe haven, for dozens of registered sex offenders. Well it may have showed up on the app, because it’s on a list of historic places, according to the Game authorities, but in reality, it’s currently home to 43 registered sex offenders, and one Mr. Mime, who goes by the name of Jared.

7Old Church Gym

Living in an old church means many things. Today it means my house is a Pokémon Go gym.” Says Boon Sheridan of Massachusetts, when he discovered that his home, a former church site, had turned into a gym, after dozens of people were found strolling around in his yard, guided by their phones. While ill tell ya what Boon, you wont be complaining when those Hot Poke Girls come walkin by your window, at 2 in the morning, while your taking a shower, or brushing your teeth, or taking a shit, or feeding your dog and wacking it off.

6Secret Agent Squirtle

A U.S. Soldier “Louis Park” posted a screenshot of “Squirtle” on the front line, sitting on top of his machine gun, while Fighting ISIS in Iraq. His post went viral for obvious reasons. Rumor has it. Secret Agent Squirtle, grand son of General Blastoise, who is famously known for defeating the Nazi forces in Germany. Was credited for locating and executing Osama Bin Laden in 2011.

5Pidgey On Delivery Bed

What will you do if you find out that after 9 fucking months, your wife has delivered a “Pidgey”? Jonathan Theriot from Texas posted a photo of Pidgey on his Wife’s Hospital Bed, While She was in Labor Giving Birth to their child. “Oh my gosh, there’s a Pidgey sitting on your bed.” He said, while his wife just kind of laughed at it. Anyways, One hell of a story for the kid to share with his friends in the future, if there is any!

4To Catch A Murderer

Catching a murderer? You better be playing Pokemon Go. In California, Seth and his roommates were out one night playing the game, when they noticed a suspicious looking man, intimidating a woman and her children. They stayed calm, informed the cops, and now, the suspect is in custody. Good job fellas, now the cops can go back to killing black people, #blacktimesmatter #pokemonlivesmatter

3Pokemon Go Robbers

Have you heard about the latest version called “Pokémon Robbers”? Be careful wandering unexplored domains near your town. You might just get robbed. Police in Missouri, have reported that armed robbers are using the app and “dropping lures” to attract players so that they can be robbed. Four teens robbed nearly a dozen Pokémon Go players using a handgun. Ash Ketchum never had to deal with any of this shit..

2Dead Body Found While Playing Pokemon GO

What would you do when a dead body interrupts you while having an orgasm of Pokémon Go? On Friday July 8 2016, 19-year-old Shayla Wiggins from Wyoming, stumbled upon a dead body while trying to catch a water-Pokémon. According to her, she probably would have never gone down there if it weren’t for this game. But if she didnt, the body would have been there for days. Now thats some top flight security of the world shit right there.

1Vaporeon In Central Park

Watch your fucking step, and don’t run over innocent people who are tryna take a fresh morning walk. After a rare Pokémon breed named “Vaporeon” made an appearance at New York’s Central Park, a Mob of Pokémon players were seen swarming the area–which reportedly, turned into a mufasa like stampede. This video was taken moments before vaporeon was savagely beaten alive

And there you have it. Some of the funniest, strangest and stupidest real life incidents that Pokémon Go caused, since its launch. Have you come across any crazy Pokemon Moments? If so, Mention them in the comments section, below. And as always, don’t forget to like, share and subscribe.

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