10 Funniest News Fails Of All-Time
Millions of people are dissatisfied with the information they’re getting from traditional news organizations. But what they are satisfied with, is all the dumb ass funny shit, that Live News gives us on a daily basis..like, when reporters pass out on live tv, or when a anchorman is shook from a little Cali quake. With that being said, Welcome to our list, of the 10 Funniest News Fails Of All Time!
10But.. He’s gay!
When a blind man climbs Mt Everest it’s a pretty amazing feat… but when Albuquerque anchorwoman Cynthia Izaguirre, gets the story to report..she blows it bad.. when she mistakenly says “But, he’s gay.. I mean he’s blind.” Was that a freudian slip? You can hear almost co – anchor Craig Nigrelli’s mind thinking..”yup, this bitch is done.”
9Anchor Vs Reporter
This infamous on air cringey fight, between anchorman Jim Ryan and ex boss and reporter to Jim, Dick Oliver was hilarious. Apparently, Dick was once Jim Ryan’s boss but now he’s a street reporter chasing down boring ass landlord stories. Fox 5’s Good Day New York got firey on July 19 2001, when Jim tells Dick to ask more questions.. Looks like he’s all dick and no balls after he lost his authority position.
8Shepard Smith – J Lo Blow Job Slip
Fox News anchor Shepard Smith was Trying to clown JLo’s new song “Jenny from the Block” way back in 2002. Apparently folks, from the bronx section, are more likely to give her a curb job than a blow job..” Shepard did apologize quickly
after, saying he doesn’t know how that happened. We might have happened was, Shep was still thinking about the backwards blowjob he got from the new makeup girl.
7AJ Clemente’s First Appearance
We go from seasoned veteran Shapard smith to nervous rookie AJ Clemente, as his first words on air were “fuckin’ shit!” The newly hired anchor for North Dakota NBC was being introduced by his co anchor, Van Tieu, as he dropped the f bomb on air..as Van tried to redeem the segment by allowing for Aj to introduce himself, he fucked that up to, when he couldn’t put together his words.. Clemente was fired, and was asked to be a guest on David Letterman after the video went viral. He is now a media teacher, which is the perfect example for those who can, DO..those who can’t, TEACH.
6Minnesota Reporter Bucked
Minnesota NBC reporter Lee Valsvik was showing off the rooftop at a restaurant bar in downtown Minneapolis, when they thought it was a good idea to throw a football and have a guy run across the bar with the ball.. where does local news get all this great creativity? Lee was knocked down by the guy running with the ball in full speed.. look how serious he is, I think he thought he was going to score the game winning touchdown at the Superbowl, and the only thing standing in his way, was outside linebacker Lee Valsvik.
5Fuck it! We’ll Do it LIVE!
Fucking thing sucks Johnny! Thats usually what I say to my studio engineer too.. Way back in the day, when Bill O’Reilly was the host of Inside Edition, O’Reilly shouts “Fuck it, we’ll do it live!” after being frustrated by a last minute change to the shows teleprompter. This off air rage is one of thegreatest rants ever by the controversial TV personality. Now O’Reilly has plenty of time to watch Inside Edition re-runs as he was recently let-go by Fox News for alleged sexual harrasment.
4Reporter Isaiah Carrey Goes Ghetto as Fuck
KARK Channel 4’s reporter Isaiah Carrey is great for the internet. As he has multiple moments when he breaks reporter man character and goes super saiyan ghetto.. The best is when a bug gets in his mouth when reporting in front of a school. The video went viral, and has been parodied, remixed and auto tuned. Tosh.O had Carrey on , his web clip mockery segment.. good to see Isaiah can be in on the joke.
3Grape Stomping Fall
Atlanta Reporter Melissa Sander became one of the most infamous reporters ever with this epic grape stomping segment.. As she stomped the grapes as if she was in a race to step out of the bucket, but she eats shit hard, but it’s ok, her face broke the fall.. Melissa falls off the top of the wooden platform and writhes in pain and makes the most saddest yet funniest noise ever. Family Guy’s Stewie adds insult to injury as he parodies Grape Lady.
2Captain Sum Ting Wong
This news clip has to be one of the greatest idiotic moves ever. Asiana Airline flight 214 crashed on final approach into SFO. Of the 307 on board, two passengers died at the scene and a third died in the hospital days later. San Francisco’s news organization KTVU confirmed alleged information with the NTSB that the pilots on board were Captain Sum Tin Wong, Wi Tu Lo, Ho Lee Fuk, and Bang Ding Ow. 3 dumb ass producers were fired, and one quit. And are now probably Uber drivers in the Bay Area.
1Fuck her Right In The Pussy News Fad
Apparently, the guy who started the FHRITP craze Fred, was all a news blooper hoax from the mind of some guy named John Cain. Who played the first reporter who was hit with the sexual slogan. Fred became popular on the internet and the slogan took off like wildfire in North America. Random people wanting some attention started yelling into LIVE news reporter’s mics with Fuck Her Right In The Pussy! One Canadian idiot lost his job when he screamed it out at a female news reporter at a soccer match. This guy is now fucking no one in the pussy..cuz he’s broke
And there you have it, our list of the 10 Funniest News Fails. Did we miss any other Fail moments in News? If so, mention them in the comment section below, and as always/don’t forget to like, share, and subscribe.